SNICKERS Chocomancer Helps NFL Fans Predict Their Favorite Team's Future
SNICKERS "Chocomancer" Predicts NFL Team Fortunes
Football season is here, and SNICKERS is getting fans ready for the gridiron action with a new and delicious way to predict their favorite team's fortune: the SNICKERS Chocomancer.
The SNICKERS Chocomancer uses the ancient art of choco-mancy to divine the future of NFL teams based on how fans bite their SNICKERS bar.
To use the SNICKERS Chocomancer, simply take a bite of a SNICKERS bar and see what the shape of your bite reveals.
How to Use the SNICKERS Chocomancer
- Take a bite of a SNICKERS bar.
- Look at the shape of your bite.
- Match the shape of your bite to the corresponding prediction.
SNICKERS Chocomancer Predictions
- If your bite is shaped like a football, your team will win their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a field goal, your team will kick a game-winning field goal.
- If your bite is shaped like a touchdown, your team will score a touchdown in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a turnover, your team will force a turnover in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a sack, your team will sack the opposing quarterback in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a penalty flag, your team will draw a penalty in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a referee, your team will get a favorable call from the referees in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a coach, your team's coach will make a great decision in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a player, your team's best player will have a great game in their next game.
- If your bite is shaped like a fan, your team's fans will be loud and supportive in their next game.
So there you have it, the SNICKERS Chocomancer. Use it to predict your favorite team's fortune this football season, and enjoy a delicious SNICKERS bar while you're at it.